Friday, June 29, 2012

Soft Journalism

Our brain's been prodded and probed; for your enjoyment, an "uncut" list of symptoms. Any physicians in the house?

Friday, May 25, 2012

After much ado, we've decided to share with you our latest endeavor (endevour?). Physical copies will be available soon through NorseKorea. A solemn nod to splitmates Arc and Panther. It is streamable here.
Please direct any comments, questions, concerns, and/or death threats to

Thursday, May 3, 2012

In keeping with political tradition, we mix the good news with the bad;

 and thus regret to announce (and at such short notice) that we shan't be playing You Are Doomed fest May 5-7. We are also proud to announce (hubris?) we'll be playing Messfest on July 4th. More info below:

Monday, April 9, 2012

We've new shirts available.

You can acquire one at a show or here for $10. Shipping is $2.50 within the continental U.$. of A. Contact us at with any comments, concerns, death threats, or international orders. Artwork by Tyler Cooley